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Name: Monica
Country: Canada
Birthday: 11/9/1985
Gender: Female
Interests: some of this some of that
pictures are a must
dancing comes second
craving traveling
love smiling =)
Expertise: them huggies
n those kisses
=)
multitalented..
right.... *winks*
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/20/2002
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| Feeling a little down before exams? cheer up, laugh out loud, and go for a "car wash".
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Sex educators plan spray-on condom
Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:20 PM GMT
BERLIN (Reuters) - German sex educators plan to launch a
spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.
Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom
Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on
condom use, told Reuters on Thursday the product aimed to help
people enjoy better and safer sex lives.
"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's
suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."
Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of
spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the
push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.
"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides,"
he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round
and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."
Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use
in about five seconds. He said it would function more
effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and
not slip.
However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the
firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed,
as well as optimise the vulcanisation process.
Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available
in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008.
He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros (14
pounds) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges --
sufficient for up to 20 applications -- would cost roughly 10
euros, he said.
Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the
difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew
inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.
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| I'm sure you guys have heard about the missing pregnant lady from Surrey. I've been hoping that the charred body they found wouln't b her... it is her. ...
She's the wife of my high school Physics teacher.
He's a good person. Humorous, spirited, a normal average guy.
I'm in utter lost of words.
- be strong Mr. Panghali, she's still with you, in your heart, in your daughters smile. she's still with you -
R.I.P. Mrs Panghali.
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| 100 QUESTIONS : BE COMPLETELY HONEST
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
ha!!! funny that you may ask, but I have not closed my closet door since ... grade 8. It is impossible when your closet keeps on puking out clothes... WHERE DID ALL THESE CLOTHING COME FROM ANYWAYS??? 
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Only the River Rock ones - they were PANTENE! 3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
yes.. i have shamelessly taken the icy cold cans of pop from the fridge and replacing them with yucky warm ones. i'm going to hell.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
yes and damn proud!! one was a Pedestrian Walking sign!!! it was on the flooorrr.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
no... .not really. I need to though.. or an agenda. *shiver* reminds me of school....
6. Do you clip coupons but then never use them?
no. but i will use the superstore ones when they are on the shelves!
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
bear! I don't think if I played dead, the swarm of bees will leave me alone.... a bear will!
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
ya, though i like candid shots the most.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
oh oh oh... when someone's sitting next to you in class and they won't stop fricking shaking their leg. argh!!!
11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
out. I have a very irregular temperature when i sleep, & i hug my blanket.
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
no.... obsessive compulsive much.....
13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
yes. ... no wait NO. it was an outhouse... that doesn't count right?
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
of course!!! all the time. i make my own tunes in my head. see i'm doing it right now.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
only when i'm nervous/frustrated.
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
well Josephine slept over this week! so at least 1
17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
yes... i like the sweet ones. you know in hk, they ONLY sell the sweet caramel ones in movie theatres. weird huh?
18. What is your "Song of the week"?
How do you solve a problem like maria.... how do you catch a cloud and pin it down. ... i'm so cool.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
hell ya! pink is hot - but only on some guys. It's like bangs, if you can pull it off, you can. if not, then you'll look like a donkey.
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
no not really anymore. unless they are jap anime.
21. What's your favorite scary movie?
the others.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
btw my girls. it's a good hidding place.
23. What do you drink with dinner?
hot water when i'm at home. something cold and unusual when at Zill's. He has the bad habit of drinking pop/juice *gasp* with dinner.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Honey mustard.. droolll
25. What is your favorite food/ cuisine?
Japanese!!! but only until i have it, then i realize that it's just raw fish. but if i'm not eating it, i'm craving it. i wonder if i will have some today...
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Sound of Music, Secret Garden, Wedding Planner, Best friend's wedding, moulin rouge
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Zillion
28.Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
no.............
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
no i can't. not because "my body's a temple"... but because it's not very traditional chinese to pose nude is it? Mommy taught me well.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
erm, maybe the occasional note to zill... but that's hardly a letter is it?
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
HA! where would it go? i use to think oil and gas was the same thing.....
32. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Well after running from the cop twice... they got me the 3rd time around.
33. Ran out of gas?
not when you have a paranoid family that thinks that anything below 1/2 is "empty"
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?:
Deli Chicken sandwich with everything on multigrain san mayo.
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
crepes.. yummm
36. What is your usual bedtime?
1-3am or 11pm-5am... u kno.. it depends..
37. Are you lazy?
too lazy to answer.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
an astronaut!!! cool huh! i won a prize for that.
40. How many languages can you speak?
english - barely. cantonese - barely. I usually go by monillion language. u know?
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
no... i mean how many times do i need to know "is he the right one?" or "50 new hot and sexy orgasmic positions".
42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
legos man. what the fruit are licoln logs... it just sounds like some presidental pieces of shits. <-ditto!
43. Are you stubborn?
yes. my way - there's not even a highway.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Leno.
45. Ever watch soap operas?
only chinese ones - cmon, they are so much better!! doesn't english soap with it's fuzzy glowing lighting piss you off! <-- pet peeve, right there.
46. Afraid of heights?
only when there's nothing holding me back from falling 50 stories.
47. Sing in the car?
always. it's the best way to do it.
48. Dance in the shower?
only the chicken dance.
49. Dance in the car?
oh ya!!! I love the upper body car dance. I love it more when i get to laugh at the idiot in the next car doing it.
50. Ever used a gun?
no....
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
erm. last time i danced at a comp/demo.... so.... july 1
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
nope. i love them.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
not this xmas!!! I'M GOING TO HK!
54. Ever eat a perogie?
yes... and yes they DID have good perogies in hs.
55. Favorite fruit pie?
blueberry!
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
a spy! and that might still happen... i'm very good at finding things...
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
now i do.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
only once in awhile. i like it... it's cool.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
i can hardly remember to shower daily...
60. Wear slippers?
only during comp!!! yay for slippers during comp.
62. What do you wear to bed?
shorts/tshirt?
63. First concert?
you know.. i've never been.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
wal-mart... we don't even have target or kmart
65. Nike or Adidas?
Adicolors and Nike pumps.
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
neither.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
sunflower seeds.. but rarely would i ever buy either.
68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
nope
69. Ever take dance lessons?
once a week. every week.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
father. <-- god i hope so.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
oh yes! my tongue can do many things... it can even make a flower. it's also very pointy, my tongue. yes.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
HA! if i can only spell.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
uh ha. who hasn't
74. Own any record albums?
nope
75. Own a record player?
my dad does! and it's in our house.. so does that count?
76. Do you burn incense?
ermmm only when i visit hk... and my grandma thinks i should.
77. Ever been in love?
i happen to be in that right now! what a coincident.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
michael bubble. michael boobie.
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
both!
81. Tea or coffee?
tea!!! ewwwwwww coffee.. unless it's caramel machiatto frapp (this spelling thing has never been good to me... refer to 72)
82. Favorite kind of cookie?
white chocolate macadamian
83. Can you swim well?
i float.
84. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
there are people who can't?
85. Are you patient?
when is this damn thing gonna end??? how long is this going to take.
86. DJ or band at a wedding?
whatever, as long as there's a big floor for dancing.
88. Ever had plastic surgery?
nope. although i might to make my eyelids have a fold.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
NEVER ewwwwwww
90. Can you knit or crochet?
knit. i can knit.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
living room
92. Do you want to get married?
Darling, i know what song i'll be dancing to.
93. If married, how long have you been married?
for 2.5 years. we sure fight like we're married.
94. Who was your HS crush?
brent? was his name brent?!
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
hahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahaha hahahahahhahahahhahah
96. Do you have a b/f?
yes
97. Do you want one?
yes, he's bringing me to eat japanese food right now.
98. Whats your favorite color?
today it's white.
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
nope, not particularly..
100. Who do you wanna see right now?
myself. i'm so vain. where's my mirror.
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| so they can't find the book (wow xanga, my dear, i'm surprised) that i'm currently reading, but here it is:
Beauty and the Biz - by Elyse Sewell
3rd to next America's top model.
She's hilarious. i Love hEr!
Ok, so i assume you've all heard of my accident. My poor benz is now shred into pieces being auctioned off for money... and in my hands, a hefty cheque. Now the hard part is trying to find a car -- well actually... the hard part is having to rely entirely on the transit system -- oh dear god -- u should have a sit.
EXAMPLES OF WHY I HATE TAKING THE BUS:
1. I live in surrey (maybe I should just stop here) and Surrey's skytrain stations are typically known for the friendliness of strangers - friendly enough to say hello, stick it's hand in ur purse, and leave you cent-less. I, of course, being raised in Surrey, know the drill... don't act like you're scared. So what do I do when a alcoholic bum reaches over the aisle and sticks it's index finger on my elbow? Naturally you say 'hello' to the pleasant stranger that happens to be missing a few teeth. And then u run - or schedadul. whichever
2. Vancouver scene - I like to read while on the bus - it takes my mind off the horrid that occurs around me: loud blaring head banging swear word infected music coming from some kid's headphones, the "omg" girls (*ring..pussycat doll's ring tone blares.. ring* OMG like do u know who's calling me? *ring ring* EEEKKK omg.. it's HIM! *ring ring* omg what like are you not gonna pick up? *ring ring* nawww. u never EVER pick up on the first 4 rings.. that's like, omg, desperate!.......... ....... ....... the phone doesn't ring again. MUAHAHAH), and old man rolling something in between his index finger and his thumb... yup... u guessed it. BUT, as if the whole transit community knows my secret trick to tuning them out, they have developed a new way to convey their desire to make other innocent bystanders as comfortable as being in a moving box with 50 strangers can be. They start to smell. Today, I really got the best of it - the biggest stench of all bussing incidences : ceaser salad loaded with garlic dressing plus a kick of strong $0.99 perfume. That, my fellow vancouverites, is a killer. The cheap perfume I can still stand.. but this combination with the salad... The only of it's kind. Worst than feet scum, more horrid than cheese fart. Please - DON'T EAT GARLIC FILLED FOOD ON THE BUS. You Caesar eating whore, don't you step a feet in HK... I'll have my people know to stick a god damn stinky tofu up one nostril and a durian up the other.
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| sO draMatiC!
Zillion's finally coming back! Friday i get to see him again! yay. You know blackpool is great and all, but i bet it's overrated. Flashy costumes, world class dancing, but i'm sure if you literally watch it for 24/7, you'll get sick of the lines, the stretches, the fake lovey dovey non humanistic movements. and some ppl are just ... ridiculous. oh god , look, she looks like an amputee.
Look mommy! one leg!~
...what was she thinking...
So Zill's got a surprise for me when he gets back, something he bought from england. I usually get him to bring me back a rock, cuz.... i'm weird. But of course, in Blackpool there are no rocks. Non outside the hotel, along the way to Winter Garden, around Winter Garden... and even on the beach. luck bastards, they have sandy beaches. only after 20 mins of walking does he find - A ROCK - the only one all along the beach. Dear lordy! i think the only rock in blackpool may be in my possession soon! if you want my rock, have your ppl call my ppl.
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